It's not just the weather that's cooler in Canada
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Samantha Bennett
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Wednesday, July 30, 2003
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You live next door to a clean-cut, quiet guy. He never plays loud music or throws raucous parties. He doesn't gossip over the fence, just smiles politely and offers you some tomatoes. His lawn is cared-for, his house is neat as a pin and you get the feeling he doesn't always lock his front door. He wears Dockers. You hardly know he's there.
14 Things to Live (and Laugh) By
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- Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."
- There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
Know Your State Motto
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Alabama: Hell, Yes, We Have Electricity
Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat
The Obituary
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Brad and Mike are two old retired widowers who reside close to each other and do constant welfare checks on each other. Much of their relationship is based on pragmatism rather than realfriendship or personal affection.
Two Attorneys At Lunch
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Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.