Things that you would never know without movies
- Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people-whether they are employed or not.
Quotes
When you want bacon, you've got to butcher a pig. - Anonymous
Any one who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices - Voltaire (1765)
The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. - Albert Einstein
Happiness is good health and a poor memory. - Ingrid Bergman
The height of intelligence is measurable, the depth of stupidity is not. - Anonymous
The universe moves on it's own. There's no need to get out and push. - Anonymous
I have a tattoo of Canada on my bum and every time I fart Quebec separates. - Jann Arden (jokingly said on The Rick Mercer Report)
Kids say the darndest things
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
--Alan, age 10
No person really decides before they Grow up who they're going to marry.. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
--Kirsten, age 10
Research Study
A Stanford Medical research group advertised for participants in a study of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Donkey in the well
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the donkey was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway, it just wasn't practical to retrieve the thing.