1. "This code is a piece of crap! You have no honor!"
  2. "A TRUE Klingon warrior does not comment his code!"
  3. "By filing this bug you have questioned my family honor. Prepare to die!"
  4. "You question the worthiness of my Code?! I should kill you where you stand!"
  5. "Our competitors are without honor!"
  6. "Perhaps it IS a good day to Die! I say we ship it!"
  7. "My program has just dumped Stova Core!"
  8. "Behold, the keyboard of Kalis! The greatest Klingon code warrior that ever lived!"
  9. "Specifications are for the weak and timid!"
  10. "This machine is a piece of GAGH! I need dual Pentium processors if I am to do battle with this code!"
  11. "You cannot really appreciate Dilbert until you've read it in the original Klingon."
  12. "Indentation?! — I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!"
  13. "What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases.' Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake."
  14. "Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak."
  15. "I have challenged the entire quality assurance team to a bat'leth contest. They will not concern us again."
  16. "Our users will know fear and cower before our software. Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!"
  17. "My function calls do not have 'parameters' — they have 'arguments' — and they ALWAYS win them."