| ARROGANCE | The Best Leaders Inspire By Example. When That's Not An Option, Brute Intimidation Works Pretty Well, Too. |
| CONSULTING | If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Made In Prolonging The Problem. |
| ELITISM | It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom. |
| PRETENSION | The Downside Of Being Better Than Everyone Else Is That People Tend To Assume You're Pretentious. |
| ADVERSITY | That which Does Not Kill Me Postpones the Inevitable. |
| APATHY | If We Don't Take Care of the Customer, Maybe They'll Stop Bugging Us. |
| BLAME | The Secret To Success Is Knowing Who To Blame For Your Failures. |
| CLUELESSNESS | There Are No Stupid Questions, But There Are A Lot Of Inquisitive Idiots. |
| DEFEAT | For Every Winner, There Are Dozens Of Losers. Odds Are You're One Of Them. |
| DESPAIR | It's Always Darkest just Before it goes Pitch Black. |
| DYSFUNCTION | The Only Consistent Feature Of All Of Your Dissatisfying Relationships Is You. |
| FAILURE | When Your Best Just Isn't Good Enough. |
| IDIOCY | Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large Groups. |
| IGNORANCE | It's Amazing How Much Easier It Is For A Team To Work Together When No One Has Any Idea Where They're Going. |
| INCOMPETENCE | When You Earnestly Believe You Can Compensate For A Lack Of Skill By Doubling Your Efforts, There's No End To What You Can't Do. |
| INEPTITUDE | If You Can't Learn To Do Something Well, Learn to Enjoy Doing It Poorly. |
| MEDIOCRITY | It Takes a Lot Less Time and Most People Won't Notice the Difference Until It's Too Late. |
| MISTAKES | It Could Be that the Purpose of Your Life Is Only to Serve as a Warning to Others. |
| PESSIMISM | Every Dark Cloud Has a Silver Lining, but Lightning Kills Hundreds of People Each Year Who Are Trying to Find It. |
| PROBLEMS | No Matter how Great and Destructive your Problems May Seem Now, Remember, You've Probably only Seen the Tip of Them. |
| PROCRASTINATION | Hard Work Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now. |
| STUPIDITY | Quitters Never Win, Winners Never Quit, But Those Who Never Win AND Never Quit Are Idiots. |
| UNDERACHIEVMENT | The Tallest Blade Of Grass Is The First To Be Cut By The Lawnmower. |