A man is late getting home after having a fling with his secretary. When the man gets home he notices that his clothes are wrinkled and he has lipstick all over his face. At that precise moment, his wife surprises him.

"Where have you been?" she asks.

The man breaks down and says, "I can't lie to you. I had an affair with my secretary in a motel room, and that's where I've been all day."

The woman says, "You can't fool me! You've been out playing golf again!"