Tough Wife
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Walking into the bar, Harvey said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Eddie. I just had another fight with the little woman."
"Oh yeah," said Eddie. "And how did this one end?"
Top 30 Things Not To Say When You've Been Pulled Over By a Cop
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- I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
The Senility Prayer
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God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference...
Now that I am older, here's what I have discovered:
The Packer Fan
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A Packer fan in a bar leaned to the guy next to him and said, "Wanna hear a joke about Viking fans?"