A Message for George W
After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Saddam is still alive", Saddam decided to send George W. a letter in his own writing to let him know that he is still in the game.
Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a coded message...
Weather Forecaster
To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.
If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.
Taliban Pizza
[Phone rings]
Man with middle eastern accent: Hello. Taliban Pizza.
Customer: Uh, yeah. Hi. I ordered a large mushroom and green pepper, like, two hours ago.
Middle eastern accent: Yes, we are proud to say we made the pizza. We will honor and defend the pizza.
Memo from Osama Bin Laden
From: Bin Laden, Osama [mailto:This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.]
Sent: Monday, November 19, 2001 8:17 AM
To: Cavemates
Subject: The Cave
Newfoundland Love Call
Two Indians and a Newfie were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave."Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.