Memo To All Staff From Tech Support
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Management has determined that there is no longer any need for network or software applications support. The goal is to remove all computers from the desktop by the end of the year.
A Blonde Christmas
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There were two blondes who went deep into the frozen woods searching for a Christmas tree.
What is in a name?
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The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete, she is a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital.
Life's Unanswered Questions
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- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?
- Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?
- Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
It's a miracle those of us over 30 years old lived to tell about it...
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People over 30 should be dead. According to today's regulators and bureaucrats, those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.
Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored lead-based paint
There was nothing to stop us from sticking a fork in an electrical outlet.