Some Days You Just Can't Win
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A woman walks into her bosses office with this complaint:
Lost Handbag
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A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of shopping at the mall. It was found by an honest little boy, who returned it to her.
Canadians vs. Americans
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Three Canadians and three Americans are traveling by train to a hockey game.
At the station, the three Americans each buy tickets and watch as the three Canadians buy only a single ticket.
Answering Machine Greetings
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Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
Naval Confusion
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This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland.