You can't please everyone
The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people, who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Canada's contribution to 'the effort'
The Canadian Government has decided to help the US with the war against terrorism. It has agreed to send 2 battleships, 6,000 ground troops and 6 jet fighters.
Here's a little lift
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."
The REAL Night Before Christmas (By Parents)
'Twas the night before Christmas
when all through the house
I searched for the tools
to hand to my spouse